In order to safeguard civilization and protect against world famine, in case of any global catastrophy were to happen, scientists and engineers had built a "Dooms Day Vault" to store seeds from a list of key food sources.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7097052.stm
I think we should also have the DNA from the worlds current top peeps also frozen in there. If we're going to take the preventive meausures to save and regenerate crops I think we should also have the option of regenerating the population..but the right way this time. Heres my top five of the people with real class, whom undoubtedly will have to be the basic building blocks in case we nuke most of the life off of earth. Here we go:
George Carlin-Im not going to waste time writing an explanation for this
Wavy Gravy-Only the smart will survive, various scientists from every field, and our world will need an individual that can help us get in touch with and expand on the " new non-reality".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wavy_Gravy
Cary Elwes-I dont really think that he has much to offer society as far as giving aid to the reconstruction of humanity, but I think we still all need to be able to sit around the Uranium fires roasting squirrels and debating over how to say his last name. I have my way of saying it and im sticking to it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cary_Elwes
Larry Flynt-Only because im not living in a world where we breathe sezium without good smut.
Ed Meese-If we get Flynt you have to have his opposite. This should bring some interesting stories to air around the contaminated camp.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Meese
Well.. I guess this will have to be a top six list. All of the above are going to reproduce with Kiera Knightley. A brave new world it will be, res ipsa loquitor.
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