2008 Presidential Election According to Las Vegas

Im sure all of you know that in Las Vegas, with the right bookmaker, you can bet on anything.



I recall a strange an uneventful evening in the "home" suite of Georgie Maloof Jr. (owner of the Palms) breaking this odd news to me. So, being a wise ass, I said ok...I want to bet on the next airline to have a crashed plane with a 50%+ fatality rate.



He said no problem and made a call. 25 minutes later a messenger came to the door and offered a packet of print outs that carried all the odds, including the details you can also bet on or against. Everything from location to extent of property damage, to duration of "clean up" time--it was ridiculous. So I placed a $2000 bet that Delta would be the next one to crashed a hunk of steel into the ground with a 56%+ fatality rate on the eastern seaboard within the next 90 days. I lost the bet and I couldnt pay up, this is why I no longer go to that awful town full of vile mutants.



I seem to have gotten off track

Anyways--I got a call today from a bookmaker friend who told me the line on the 2008 Presidential Race. Dems should be happy---According to them he's [Obama] at almost 2-1 odds against McCain. I dont like either of them, as you know. I think Obama is the mulatto version of George McGovern and I think Johnny GOP is too crusty and lacks charisma. Id like to see Hilary come up from behind like a crazed murderous Batos Locos running rampart in the name of Ruben Salazar screaming "Viva La Raza" and swinging a razor sharp axe directly into the spines of these failures of Democracy. Dont get me wrong, I like Hilary even less than these two, but we cant ignore the fact that the Clintons know how to make Money. And we could all use some. I remember attending a conference where Chelsea spoke last year and that to myself, "maybe I should tag this chic" . And why not? I can adapt very well to the Clinton lifestyle. I figure they average about 12 million a year, and which i magine, most of it probably goes in the bank. well, things would be a little different if i was breaking off Chelsea on a regular basis. First I would suggest buying a small island-A spot where working politicians can come to relax and get away from it all. But of course that would be only one side of the island. The other side must be Party Central. This is where the up and coming fashion models will be flown in for massive orgies with the politicos ready to whoop it up. If we secure an island outside of US territory we can also keep storage sheds full of high powered illegal drugs. After all, the countries that produce those, are our friends.



Unfortunately when I was in the same auditorium with Chelsea I knew this wasnt the time to lay down the Game. It was 11 am and I had already finished a bottle of scotch with Luis for breakfast and I was aware that I was not completely on point. No...this was not the time to make a first impression, especially not on the daughter of the ex-president. If was going to be successful I'd have to to it straight, or after a few nitrous shots to get me goofy. Flirting with Politics and Flirting with women are two totally different things, and two that should never be combined, for obvious reasons.



Just follow the gossip--Pretty soon you'll see Chelsea with me in the South of France hiding out in a little bungalow and the papparazi's will be completely puzzled as to why questionable looking figures keep coming in the back door dressed in nothing but leather and mesh, brandishing whips and inflatable sheep.



Let the good times roll

DMS

Grim Forecast.....The Regeneration of Three Blind Mice, The Liberal Outlook and the Destruction of the Private Sector. Hunker Down & Grab your Guns Boys....Fear has been Unleashed!

I had been fighting to keep my involvement in politics, my whole life, to minimum. As a Well-Rounded Felon I felt that not only should I have no right to get involved but I also knew the dark reality of turning your life over to the Church of Democracy. Its not something that can be done halfway or dabbled in. And that issue alone is what scares me. Politics can not be taken lightly. No sir, if youre going to jump in you have to do it with both feet. Prepare to get wet, and try not to drown. And this is an election year nestled deep into the blatant reality that or economy is dive bombing. Great Americans in my age bracket are saying that this is the most important election in history. To which I reply that it isnt. No.. we have just finally been hit hard enough to realize that we are in a tough situation and there is really no solid solution in sight. And besides, you only really nioticed because youre bank account is dry and the three candidates look like they were cast for some horrible local access talk show.

Problem 1

Universal Healthcare


This is easier to address that you think. Here goes:

A) Ask Canadians about how they like their 17+ week wait to see a doctor under their Universal Plan. Ask them how they like having to drive 14 hours to other Cities when they are diagnosed with a problem that needs immediate attention.

B) Today, as you read this, thousands of Americans will be retiring from their jobs. Tomorrow they will have medical check ups and a good number will need treatment or other procedures in the immediate future. Do you want the Government to to make decisions on wether or not your retirement, life, and general well-being is worht preserving on a sliding financial scale?



Bio-Fuels/The great Ethanol Scam

Ethanol as a whole does not work, at least it doesnt work well enough to be considered an alternative. Heres why:

a) Ethanol has an octane rating of 85. You actually get less miles per gallon with ethanol/gasoline blend fuel.

b) In order to produce tons of ethanol we are converting more and more of our farmland into cornfields. The allotment for such things as Soy, and Wheat are being marginalized. So much so that the US for the first time in history has started imprting Wheat. Importing fucking Wheat!! We are the wheat capitol of the world and we have been supplying the world with wheat products and feeding every country in the world since our inception. You think the other countries of the world hate us now because of our Foreign Policy? How do you think they are going to feel once we start starving them?

c)The price of corn has now skyrocketed. Guess what all of our animals that we consume eat before they are processed? I'll give you a hint, it grows in stalks and has yellow kernels--Its fucking corn!

d) An Ethanol/Gasoline mixture deteriorates polymers and plastics. Your car is made from 90% of the materials that Ethanol is known to corrode including your entire fuel management system. Its ok though--Manaufacturers will be cranking out Ethanol capable cars soon enough (For a 22% increase on the sticker price)

e) transportation of Ethanol--It cannot be carried the same way standard fuels can be. This will call for a revamp on all trucks tankers used to caryy this garbage.

There is so much more to be learned about Ethanol and I encourage you to do solid research and not listen to the Alarmist's view points

Intereference in the Private Sector

Im not spending any time on this one. The Dems want to pass a bill that allows shareholders to vote on the income of the CEO's. Well, politics itself is big business, and the big bullies have broke their toys and now they want to kick us around in the sand box and play with ours.

The governemtn has absolutely no right to be involved in the private sector, and........guess what? Doing so violates one of our basic rights guaranteed to us from birth. Did we all forget???



Terrorism Cloaked behind the Suit & Tie

William Ayers, heres a terrorist right in the heart of America who has admitted to setting off bombs in America with the intention of Killing Americans. Later he said that "he didnt regret setting off bombs" and he felt that he "didnt do enough"

After 9-11 he sat on The Woods Fund board with Barrack. Listen up folks, please dont be duped by Barrack. He's an arrogant anti-american racist puppet being controlled by his wife Michelle. I wont get into the thousands of reasons why hes a horrible candidate, not in this blog. But I will be posting it tommorrow or the next day. I just cant believe he's even allowed in government at all. These are the type of targets that Homeland Security should have a file on and be well on there way to apprehend and detain for indefinite amounts of time.

Heres my prediction on this years Presidential Election, and weve seen this before with Reagan and Nixon;

Barrack Obama vs. John McCain

It will be a close election, but my prediciton is that McCain will win over enough Democrats (Just like Nixon and Reagan) to win the presidency. Just watch and see. Theres no way this country is going liberal when we have bills to pay.

If for some reason Barrack does win, well, there will be three things that every American citizen will need immediately; They are Hookers, Handguns, and Heroin (legalized). Its the only way we will be able to cope. If that awful dark alternate reality transpires we will all need to be heavily sedated, and being that liberal our economy will slump even more so we're going to be in desperate need of $10 blowjobs. The handguns are only necessary for when the general population broadly excepts teh Anti-American sentiment thats going to come with Obama. Do you know that even Extremist Muslim groups are polled? Guess who they are pushing for the next American Commander in Chief

I have a few friends who have the attitude of "Fuck America" or "The system [capitalism] needs to be broken down" Well Im glad you think that way, and oh by the way because you never paid attention in school im sure you didnt even notice that Obamas agenda is textbook Marxism..and oh yeah..by the way...Marxism doesnt fucking work! Remember the Soviet Union? No? Oh it was that other world power that couldve wiped us off the face of the planet..you know, it spans like 2 continents, had more doctors and physicists than all the countries put together in the entire world....uh the first to make nuclear weapons....or the first to make it into space? Still not ringing a bell? Oh well anyways, they collapsed because they implemented the same ideals that are being proposed to us by Barrack. And if that system was so great, why did every other country under the Soviet Union decide to switch to capitalism? Well maybe because they were sick and tired of there people dying in the street from starvation because the government had separate tax rates of every possible product in service in the interest of "sharing" everything.

Fuck that, its not for me. No sir--Im a prime candidate for someone who needs to be in on the "sharing" too, considering my income this year has averaged around $8 per week. But I wont let cleverly disguised Marxism be the foundation of a NEW AMERICA run by closet Anti-Americans. I am a Weapons Expert and a ranking Marksman. When the shit hits the fan, get behind me and my army of hookers--its the only way you'll make it out alive.

DMS