Who Doesnt Love a Shootout in their backyard?

I always thought Thursdays were fairly boring. Most of my peer try to combat this by starting their weekends early and causing minimal brain damage through alcohol consumption. However, last thursday was pretty awesome...check it out

http://www.ct.gov/dps/cwp/view.asp?A=11&Q=405060

http://www.wtnh.com/Global/story.asp?S=7807119

So im home ignoring everyone in the world when all of the sudden a hell of a comotion arises outside. I open my window and there are 12 or so police officers running by with guns drawn and yelling. Im pumped, I think they may be coming for me and I can finally stop worrying about my deliquent bills. So, i immediately go outside to offer myself up as an easy bounty only to realize there is something more important going on. As they run by I ask "whats going on on""Get back in your house" one of the 13 year old cops said To which I responded "F*ck off you villanous swine! Im an American, I pay your damn salary! Plus youre probably going to need my help anyways."At that point I was threatened with arrest if I didnt return to my home. Luckily my house was technically the scene of the crime. As the report states the incident was at Success and Granfield, and as most of you know that is my address. I consider it my corner and I hold it down harder than a rape victim. Feeling defeated by Johnny Law I figured i could retire to my bedroom and harass the badges from my window. After all, most were standing just a few feet from my window anyways.So I opened the window and barked out "Get off my lawn!" and snapped the window closed, waited a few minutes and then opened it again and called them "uniformed gang members" and so .. an hour or so I lost interest and Willie had just fought his way around the roadblocks to get to my building. I suggested that we leave at once, ditch any weapons, and go view trashy strippers at Shakers. See this poor guys life had come to a sudden and suprising end, tragically. Out of basic consideration I thought it was fitting to slow the eveneing down and watch people whos lives would still turn tragic but on a much slower path to their miserable demise.When Willie asked me why, instead of getting into a lengthy explanation, I just said, "Its the right thing to do"