How to lose an election in 10 Days

200,000 People screaming for the Messiah, Enlightment in 24 Hours, Rock the Casbah Barry, And the now worthless Rock and Roll Vote...Plus, throw America under the Bus--We're shooting for Him to be President of the World you fool! Global Leadership swings back towards the New Failures of socialism. Good Luck Everyone.



Barry took off to Show the Middle East and Europe just how Messiahs get down. In tow he brought every major news anchor besides Dan Rather. Basically because Rather cant be trusted and he might ask a legitimate question that was not "scripted" by the Obama Camp for Barry to answer. Thats a smart move that the American people will never catch on to. Roll with the Friendlies, stick to the script.

Interestingly enough a few things of significance have happened over the past week that you would probably miss if youre caught up in the razzle dazzle of the campaign of change.

This Trip/Tour is the brain child of Barry's Top Advisers. As you know, if it wouldnt yield a serious jump in the polls they would never even bother. So now, after giving a speech for 200,000 Good Germans, Barry is left with no pint gains in the polls. How did this happen?

1) Bad Karma-Dont lie! Obama was asked by an Israeli reporter on his commitment to protect the Jewish State. In his response he claimed to be a member of The Committee on Banking, Housing, and Urban Affairs which tightens sanctions and authorizes divestment from Iran. His response: "Just this past week, we passed out of the out of the U.S. Senate Banking Committee - which is my committee - a bill to call for divestment from Iran as way of ratcheting up the pressure to ensure that they don't obtain a nuclear weapon," He's not on that committee--Back to saying anything to get elected

2)Try not to insult an entire culture- Obama visited the Western Wall in Jerusalem. In the background there was Obama banners printed in Hebrew. It looked like the people were eagerly awaiting the Messiahs arrival. Guess again--The Obama campaign had the banners and signs Pre-Printed and brought over there and hung everywhere. Local Police were confused because it was seen as Unorthodox and Bad Taste to bring your own political campaign signs to this event. Police stated that NO political leader has had the audacity to do that in history. This is why the crowd was heckling him. "Obama, Jerusalem is not for sale!"




3)Try Not to insult your troops when your overseas-Obama was scheduled to visit with Troops in Germany. he was told that he could visit but he could not use the visit as a "Paid Campaign Event" (after all, thats what this whole trip is).

The Pentagon said you can come, but you can't bring the media circus and you can't bring the cameras. When the Pentagon said you can't bring thecameras, that's whentheObama people said they're not going.Why bother if its not going to be worth points in the polls right? Scumbag-He cancelled the trip and went to go workout instead. Pentagon rules say that the troops can be visited with himself and up to 3 aides. He couldve went as a proud citizen, and that wouldve been the only motivation, so he didnt go.

4) Try to get your facts straight-he insulted the Air Force by saying that the weather was so bad during the Berlin Airlift that a bunch of planes turned back. Well, not many planes turned back--and the weather was bad. The pint of an air lift is to lift people off the ground. The weather had gotten too bad and planes were unable to land--You dont launch a strategic air lift when you cant land. Also said that the walls were torn down in Belfast. No their not, they are still there!

5)Chill the fuck out -Do you know that Obama has already created a "Transition Team" to help him with his move into the White House? This shouldnt be a surprise--After all, he is touring the world and addressing the worlds problems already as the President

6) Try not to Trash your country-Obama called americans terrorizers and torturers. Thanks Barry.

Well, there you have it. Our leader-The Messiah. Cant get his facts straight and still cant stop lying. The ironic part is that this whole trip didnt earn him one point in the polls. Do you kow why? Because Americans are starting to care about their own situations again. We need affordable energy, We need to know why unscrupulous lenders are always bailed out for their shady lending tactics while we pay for it. America wants to be back on track. The simple notion of change isnt making followers faint anymore. There is no blessing amongst us until our wallets fatten up.