Christ! Its tough keeping up with Politics. It requires more attention and energy than my previous vice: Heroin. And all of you know how much that took out of me.
Anyways, Im taking a few days to ease my mind the only way I know how; Diving into hard core pornography and turning off my phone. With any luck I'll injury myself within the first few days of the demanding 24 hour constant masturbation ritual and I'll be forced to take a break from that too before dying from exhaustion.
If that happens, well...I'll just have to chalk it up as another Sports Injury and take myself off the roster for a few days. My trainer will be offering me sound advice over mojitos telling me to "Keep the ice on that arm, otherwise you'll never get through Drunk Russian Girls Vol. 7 ...Its a goddam 4 hour video Doug and Thats just the bare minimum its going to take just to get you nationally ranked. I'm training you to be the next champ in your field, we are going home with that fucking trophy whether you like it or not!"
I cant blame him for that disposition either. He is a professional just like myself, and theres will never be room for amateurs who find nobility in making it just far enough to take second or third place.
I'll leave you with this Political gem courtesy of James Carville "Winning is about fucking your enemies, and elections are about fucking your friends" Selah
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